Made for mugs. Built for tables.
Designed to lift, insulate, and grip in all the right ways. Oryzo makes the simplest moment feel considered.

Designed<br> by Lusion,<br> the award-winning<br> design studio.

The world’s most unnecessarily sophisticated cork coaster.

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isn’t just
a coaster.

Oryzo isn’t just a coaster. It’s the result of unprecedented AI* breakthroughs.

Powered by AI*

Oryzo-1


Try to hover hand

AI fills in the gaps. We said high five. It heard six.

* Adobe Illustrator


Rise above mediocrity
With a precision-engineered lift (exactly one coaster thick), Oryzo doesn’t just hold your mug – it elevates it. Literally. Above every boring surface you’ve ever known.

Elevate your coffee experience


Handles Extremes with Ease
From piping-hot mugs to ice-cold drinks – Oryzo stays perfectly stable. Your coffee table already tapped out three sips ago.

Thermodynamic stability


Perfectly Round, Seriously
Our engineers recalibrated its circumference with disturbing levels of attention to detail – just because we could.

Now 37.9% More Circular



Creative
T = 10Balanced
T = 1Deterministic
T = 0.1
Constant lift via geometry

THERMAL DIFFUSION MODEL (TDM)
A visualization, not a warranty

Circularity (circle = 1.0)
RoPE: Roundness Optimization & Perimeter Engineering

Secure communications simplified

Smart flip
encryption

Write a message. Flip. Instantly secure – until
someone flips it back. Genius.



Precision Grip, Zero Drama

Grip-locked Antislip
technology

Micro-textured cork so grippy your drink files
a restraining order against gravity. Spills?
Consider them politely discouraged.

Friction coefficient (est):
0.80


100% Plant-based

Vegan-friendly

sustainability

Pure cork sourced sustainably.
Completely vegan – no cows were harmed,
but it might be full of “bull”sh*t.

Average
age of first
harvest

Cork oaks are typically first harvested at around 25 years, once the bark is thick enough to remove safely.
25

Harvesting
interval

After each harvest, the bark takes about 9 years to regrow, making cork a renewable material.

Power draw
while in use

No compute. No tokens. So you can say “please” and “thank you” as much as you want, guilt free.

People all around the world love Oryzo

Do not take our word for it, see what people say after living with Oryzo.

Rating & Reviews
Custom reviews [ 364 ]

[ 4.9/5 ]
ORYZO in use

[ 5/5 ]
“This is the best coaster that I’ve
ever used. I can’t go to the space
without it”
Edan K.
NASA astronaut wannabe
[ 4.5/5 ]
“My coaster? If you want it, I’ll let you have it. Look for it! I left everything I gathered together in one place!”
Gol D. Roger
Old-school Pirate
[ 5/5 ]
“We are so cooked. Hollywood is not ready for a coaster this cinematic.”
Jamie R.
AI influencer, Ex-Web3 influencer
[ 5/5 ]
“I tried the wearable mode. I achieved… attention.”
Jules M.
Minimalist
[ 5/5 ]
“My table hasn’t been this protected since I stopped trusting gravity.”
Priya K.
Flat Earth believer

Runs on the edge
Refuses the cloud

On-device.

Always On

24/7 UPTIME. No power required.

Runs on RTX 3090

No More OOM on any consumer GPUs

Perfect By Design

Drop-Tested

Test conditions: hard surface DATE: 02/29/2026 Damage: The Floor 😉

Legacy Support

Supporting backward compatibility since the 5th millennium BCE

Choose you own




ORYZO
ORYZO Pro
ORYZO Pro Max

The original. Refined until it feels inevitable. Lifts just enough, grips just right, and quietly disappears into your day like it was never there.
A little more presence. Double the cork, double the confidence – without losing the plot.
Maximum stack for maximum unnecessary satisfaction. A bold little pedestal for your mug and a quiet flex for the whole desk.


Single layer lift
Double stack lift
Triple stack lift

Natural cork insulation
More mass, more steadiness
Extra insulation by design

Stable grip on everyday surfaces
Designed to be stardout
Deployable on RTX 3090, on device

New

ORYZO

New

ORYZO Pro

New

ORYZO Pro Max

One coaster. One job. Done beautifully. Twice the cork. Twice the commitment. Still effortless. Three layers of confidence. For people who like their coffee slightly above it all.
Stack:1 Stack:2 Stack:3
Lift:1 coaster thick Lift:2 coasters thick Lift:3 coasters thick
Material:Cork Material:Cork Material:Cork
Connectivity:None Connectivity:None Connectivity:None
Pairing:Not Required Pairing:Not Required Pairing:Not Required
Updates:Never Updates:Never Updates:Never
Best for:Daily mugs and quiet desks Best for:Taller cups and extra stability Best for:Maximum lift and maximum presence
Our SOTA Open Weight model





Paper



MODEL (.OBJ)



Code coming soon

Abstract

We present Oryzo-1, an open-weight 3D model of a cork coaster for rendering, simulation, and gloriously unnecessary research. Oryzo-1 faithfully reproduces key coaster behaviors – table protection, perfect circularity, and passive thermal moderation under everyday beverage conditions. Released in clean OBJ format with baseline results on our own WoodenBench (a standardized evaluation suite conducted on a single desk and very possibly rigged by us). Limitations include heavy dependency on gravity, mugs, and human deployment.

Acknowledgements

This website was single-shot espresso’d into existence by the creative team at Lusion.

Peer Review

“Oryzo-1 A0B is the best model out there. Trust me bro.”
– Anonymous LocalLLaMA Reddit user

BibTeX
@misc{oryzo2026,
  title        = {Oryzo-1: Open-Weight Coaster Model},
  author       = {Lusion},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {OBJ release},
  note         = {A high-fidelity 3D model of a cork coaster. Code: coming soon.
}

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